So, picture this: you’re in a rush to your next appointment, but your tummy is growling for some Chinese cuisine. To make matters even more complicated, you’re accompanied by not one, not two, but THREE Little Ones. What’s a hungry parent to do? Well, the first thing that comes to mind is chicken rice. And not just any chicken rice, but fast food-style chicken rice. You need something quick and satisfying.
Enter Fatty Fatty Chicken Rice at Jalan Sungai Dua. It’s conveniently located along your route and even has air conditioning, so you won’t break a sweat on your mad dash to your next engagement. You don’t have time to peruse the menu, so you just blurt out that you want to try every type of meat they have, without wasting any food for just two people. The friendly waiter is on your side and even suggests their steam chicken, which can be divided into two plates. Genius!
The food arrives at lightning speed, just as you confirmed your order. The color is nothing to write home about (see the photo attached), but the taste is slightly above average. And the best part? The portions are huge! You’re able to feed your family of five without breaking the bank. Sure, you didn’t have time to check the hygiene of the place, but who cares when you’re in a rush? And the air conditioning is a major plus, making this chicken rice stall way above average.
Our Reviews
Overall:
In conclusion, if you’re in a hurry and craving some Chinese cuisine, Fatty Fatty Chicken Rice is a solid choice. With their speedy service, generous portions, and cool air conditioning, you’ll be able to conquer your next appointment with a happy and full belly. Go ahead, give it a try!
Food Quality:
1 star – If you’re trying to lose weight, just come here and you’ll be running for the hills… or the gym.
2 stars – It’s like they tried to cook with their eyes closed, but at least they didn’t burn the food to a crisp.
3 stars – The food is like that one ex you keep going back to – not perfect, but you know what to expect.
4 stars – The food is like a hug from your grandma – warm and comforting.
5 stars – The food is like a love letter to my taste buds – it’s perfect in every way.
Taste:
1 star – If bland was a flavor, this dish would be the poster child for it
2 stars – It’s edible, but only if you’re really hungry.
3 stars – It’s good enough for a quick bite, but nothing to write home about.
4 stars – I’d come back just for this dish.
5 stars – I wanted to keep quite so that this place will not become crowded but hey, YOU MUST TRY IT.
Price:
1 star – Ouch, my wallet is hurting just thinking about it.
2 stars – It’s slightly more expensive than your usual hawker fare, but the quality is worth the extra bucks.
3 stars – The prices are just right for the quality of food and service.
4 stars – I need to come back and try everything on the menu.
5 stars – I’ll bring my friend, my neighbor, and my dog next time.
Portion:
1 star – If you’re on a diet, this is the place for you.
2 stars – The portion is small, maybe I ordered from the kids menu
3 stars – The portion size is like a balanced diet – not too much of anything, but enough of everything.
4 stars – You won’t need to eat for the rest of the day, but you also won’t need to skip your next meal.
5 stars – The portion size is like a challenge – you’ll need to bring a friend to help you finish it. Are you up for it?
Service:
1 star – The service here is like a date with someone who isn’t really serious about you – you’ll be left waiting, disappointed, and wondering why you even bothered showing up.
2 stars – The waiter seems to have mistaken me for their ex, because the service was ice-cold.
3 stars – It’s like the servers are on autopilot – they’re just going through the motions, but at least they’re getting the job done.
4 stars – The servers here are like a warm blanket on a cold day – comforting and welcoming.
5 stars – The service was so good, I almost proposed to the waiter/waitress.
Wait Time:
1 star – You’ll need a time machine to go back to when you weren’t starving.
2 stars – Any longer and you will start to get hangry.
3 stars – The wait time is just enough for you to start to get excited for your food.
4 stars – Okay, I like this kind of speed. It’s just about right.
5 stars – I thought I just ordered like just now? The food has arrived.
Hygiene:
1 star – You know that feeling when you touch something sticky and you’re not sure what it is? Yeah, that’s the kind of hygiene we’re dealing with here.
2 stars – If you squint your eyes and tilt your head, it almost looks clean. Almost.
3 stars – The hygiene here is like that one friend who’s always a little bit late – not great, but you can deal with it.
4 stars – I’m pretty sure the staff wears hazmat suits when they clean. And they clean everything. Twice.
5 stars – This place is so clean, I would eat off the floor. And I have. No shame.
Ambience:
1 star – The ambience here is like eating in a crowded bus station – loud, chaotic, and not a place you want to linger.
2 stars – It’s not exactly cozy, but it’s a step up from the usual hawker center experience.
3 stars – The decor is like a family-friendly chain restaurant – comfortable and predictable.
4 stars – The ambiance is lovely, and the attention to detail is impressive.
5 stars – It’s like dining at a palace – every detail is exquisite and meticulously planned.”
Environment:
1 star – You’ll sweat more than a glass of ice on a hot day
2 stars – It’s like sitting in a sauna, but with food
3 stars – The tables are well-spaced, the air is breathable, and you won’t have to peel yourself off the seats
4 stars – It’s cool and comfy, like a polar bear’s den
5 stars – You’ll never want to leave, you might even consider moving in
Location:
1 star- Somehow I just could not find the restaurant when I moved past it the first time
2 stars – you will have to stay very focused as the signage is not so apparent
3 stars – It’s located in a charming area, but you have to navigate some narrow streets to get there.
4 stars – The location is perfect – easy to find and conveniently located.
5 stars – The location is so perfect, it’s like the restaurant was teleported to the best spot in town.
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Fatty Fatty Chicken Rice
4P, Desa Universiti Commercial Complex, Jalan Sungai Dua, 11700 Gelugor, Penang https://goo.gl/maps/CdheNHMMfUm7yFyk6
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